1. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

2. PICTURE OF THE WEEK
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WHAT IS KYLIE SAYING?

3. A face like a dropped pie
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Time has not been kind to this aging rocker

4. adds for skin products
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The product does not work, the reason your face has no wrinkles is because the amount of botox in your head would kill a horse.

5. Sex Lines
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...gie, one of our specially trained drug inecting old prostitutes with saggy tits, false teeth and a trillion wrinkles will take your credit card details, let you empty your sack, then she will empty yo...