1. NEWSMOUND
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2. DE-DOO-DOO-DONE
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STING PROMISES THAT THE POLICE WILL NEVER PLAY LIVE AGAIN

3. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

4. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
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JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

5. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

6. SHAKES ON A PLANE
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POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

7. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

8. MATERIAL PAIR
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TO SPLIT AFTER HER WORLD TOUR?

9. LIBERTY SEX
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MICHELLE HEATON RUMOURED TO HAVE CHEATED ON HUSBAND WITH MATT DI ANGELO

10. HEY, SQUID BRAINS!
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KANYE WEST'S LESSON IN HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

13. WHAT?
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WORST STORY EVER

14. YOU'RE GAVIN A LAUGH
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GAVIN ROSSDALE NAMED TOP DAD

15. KATE SEXINSANE
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KATE BECKINSALE SAYS SHE'S TOO GOOD IN BED TO BE A DECENT COOK

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

18. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

19. TAT'S NOT GOOD
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WORST TATTOOS EVER

20. R KELLY'S PHANTOM MOLE
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SINGER CLAIMS HE'S NOT GUILTY AS HE HAS A MOLE NOT PRESENT IN THE VIDEO

21. THIS BOOT WAS MADE FOR TALKING
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JESSICA SIMPSON CREDITS TONY ROMO WITH CAREER REVIVAL

22. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

23. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

24. SHOWREEL OF THE WEEK
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TOBY MEREDITH'S SHOWREEL

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. NOT RIP-2
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ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

27. IS IT COMIC RELIEF NIGHT ALREADY?
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Eastenders trailer voted worst thing in the world of all time. By Me.

28. FAMILY AT WAR
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BRAD AND ANGELINA'S CHILDREN ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER

29. HOLY MOLY AWARDS FOR WORST SHOWREEL EVER #2
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MORE TERRIBLE SHOWREELS TO MOCK

30. THROW AWAY THE KEY!
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NICKELBACK SINGER CONVICTED OF WRITING WORST SONG EVER