1. CAN'T FIND ME NOW
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WARRANT ISSUED FOR PETE DOHERTY'S ARREST

2. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

3. JUSTIN-FY MY LOVE
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MADGE WANTS TO REUNITE JUSTIN AND BRITNEY

4. MISER-ALBA
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JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

5. ABSTINENCE AND THE CITY
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MILEY CYRUS MISSES MOST OF THE POINT OF SEX AND THE CITY

6. 28 LAYS LATER
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SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

7. SUPER DUPER PRODUCER LOVE
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MARK RONSON CLAIMS HE TURNED DOWN JOSS STONE FOR SEX

8. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
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J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

9. THE KID STAYS OUT OF THE PICTURE
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NO SIGN OF NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY DAUGHTER YET

10. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MISS USA TAKES A TUMBLE

11. NAIVE CAMPBELL
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NAOMI CAMPBELL INSISTS SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON

12. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

15. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

16. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

17. WIN A PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM
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PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM UP FOR GRABS

18. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

19. A NICE LITTLE EARNER
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S CHILD IS EARNING MONEY ALREADY

20. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
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JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

21. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
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AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

22. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

23. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

24. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

25. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM NOW
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KATE MOSS KICKS JAMIE HINCE OUT

26. MATERIAL PAIR
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TO SPLIT AFTER HER WORLD TOUR?

27. RAY OF LIGHT
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MADONNA DENIES AFFAIR AND DIVORCE RUMOURS

28. WHICH IS NICE…
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S UNBORN TWINS TO BE HONORARY CITIZENS

29. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

30. FIXED RATE LOHAN
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MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION