1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE HAD WALKED AROUND NAKED AGED 12

3. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

4. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. SOUP OF THE DAY
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ITV2 NEW SEASON LAUNCH PARTY PICTURE GALLERY

7. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

8. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

9. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

10. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

11. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

12. BACK TO BLACK EYES
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AMY WINEHOUSE CLASHES WITH PHOTOGRAPHERS ON LATEST NIGHT OUT

13. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON HER WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
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LILY ALLEN WRITES SONG ABOUT GOD

14. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

15. TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
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RUMER WILLIS LAUGHS OFF GAY RUMOURS

16. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

17. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

18. MAID FOR TV
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'MAID IN MANHATTAN' TO BE A TV SERIES

19. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

20. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

21. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

22. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

23. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

24. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

25. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

26. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

27. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

28. GRAVEYARD SHAFT
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ISAAC HAYES DIES AGED 65

29. SOMETHING IN THE WATER
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THREE CORONATION STREET STARS ANNOUNCE PREGANCY ON THE SAME DAY

30. NEWSMOUND
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