1. OH DEAR
(Holy News / News)

TUMBLEWEEDS BLOW IN THE BACKGROUND AT JOHN PRESCOTT'S BOOK SIGNING

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECRET DAIRY OF PEAT DOEHERTY i.e. OF BABEYSHABLES

4. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

5. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

8. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

9. OLSEN, CAN YOU PREACH?
(Holy News / News)

MARY-KATE OLSEN SPREADS THE WORD OF GOD

10. MARY-KATE UNWHOLESOME
(Holy News / News)

MARY-KATE OLSON LIKES TO GET NAKED AND SNOG GIRLS

11. Frog off the Evergreen Advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Oh if your lawn is a faaaaaarce, weeds are a right pain in the graaaaaaarrrss" Now EXCUSE me for living north of he Watford Gap but the last time I checked the words "Grass" and "Farce" don't fuckin

12. Weed killer!!
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cunting weed killer - kills everything and then the weeds come back a week later. Costs a bomb too.