1. COLEEN'S REAL WEDDING
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WAYNE ROONEY AND COLEEN MCLOUGLIN TO SPEND 3 MILLION ON WEDDING

2. THE BRIDE WORE... A MASSIVE SMILE
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KERRY KATONA UPSET OVER MISSING WEDDING

3. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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NEW BIOGRAPHY REVEALS MADONNA'S WEDDING CHAOS

4. She's The One (For Now)
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Robbie Williams is in a long-term relationship

5. WHAT AMY SHOULD HAVE WORN
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Holy Moly readers create their own wino wedding dress

6. Overly aggressive motorists
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...urself into teary-eyed coma whilst you stare forlornly at a pile of your own faeces, wearing your mother's wedding dress by all of 55 seconds. If it bothers you that much, buy a bike, you cunt....

7. THE WIRE - SEASON 5
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So 'The Wire' - aka the best thing that's ever been on a television - returns to UK screens for the fifth and final series in July. Having addr

8. STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
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How do the American's keep pissing all over UK time and time again? Would someone explain to me how, after the Sopranos, West Wing, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, Lost, Heroes etc

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