1. MAMMA FUCKING MIA
(Holy News / News)

The shittest flash mob of all time at Waterloo station for an ABBA promotion

2. MAMMA FUCKING MIA
(Holy News / News)

Abba Flashmob at Waterloo station

3. MR PITIFUL
(Holy News / News)

Harvey among Eurovision hopefuls

4. MR PITIFUL
(Holy News / News)

Brian Harvey wants to be on Eurovision

5. People who travel 1 stop on the Tube
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Every day these fat sweaty cunts push me out of the way at Waterloo to get a seat and then get off at Embankment one stop later! Try burning off some lard by walking over the Bridge instead. It has so

6. Torch bearer chooser
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...r 1.27pm Vanessa Mae, on a boat from Westminster Pier to Festival Pier 2.32pm Amara Karan, running from Waterloo Bridge, south to Waterloo Bridge, north 2.35pm Zoe Salmon, running from Waterloo...

7. Underground Announcement This Morning
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... and miror delays on the Metropolitan, Jubilee, Central, Circle, Victoria and Hammersmith & City lines. The Waterloo and City and East London lines are closed". " All other London Underground lines...

8. Waterloo Station / South West Trains Man
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Most of the staff at SW Trains & at Waterloo are pretty decent, pleasant enough people. They're polite and courteous and just want you to get to and from your destination with a ticket and without an

9. Wielding closed umbrellas horizontally..
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

To the wanker I encountered on the Waterloo and City line yesterday evening: Dear Wanker, I wish to apologise unresevedly for the incident between ourselves on the crowded platform at Bank stati

10. Ray Davies
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ue musician. Was there in amongst the swinging 60's crowd and still writing/touring now. wrote louie louie, waterloo sunset, lola, dedicated follower of fashion, sunny afternoon and about 480 other am...

11. THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... James Bond can fuck right off. This movie is the absolute dogs for two main reasons: The Waterloo station bit. The ONLY time using a mobile handsfree will EVER look cool. The cha...