1. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
(Holy News / News)

ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

2. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
(Holy News / News)

FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

3. PASS THE BUCK
(Holy News / News)

IDIOT BLAMES SATC FOR MAKING HER LOSE HER VIRGINITY

4. FANTASTIC PHWOAR!
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA TALKS ABOUT SEX

5. GIMME MORE SEX
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY LOST HER VIRGINITY AT 14

6. AND THE BRAND PLAYED ON
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND REVEALS HOW HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY

7. Day 10: June 9th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 10 in the Big Brother house

8. Chantelle
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Admit it. You lost your virginity to a warm bottle of WKD.

9. Jo Whiley
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...tion with shit brit-pop. I hope the next time you go to Glastonbury you drown in mud. No one that lost their virginity to their bong deserves to live....

10. Shyness
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...en I've not had the bottle to go up and get rejected by. Shyness you despicable cunt stop holding onto my virginity and making me spend £80 on Carling every weekend, in the vain attempt I will s...

11. Everyone has a friend who claims to have lost his ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Everyone has a friend who claims to have lost his virginity pre-adolescence to the babysitter/nanny/au pair girl and she couldn't get over how mature he was etc.

12. If you go into a Games Workshop, you can actually ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If you go into a Games Workshop, you can actually feel your virginity growing back!

13. Patience is like virginity. Once you've lost it, ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Patience is like virginity. Once you've lost it, you can't get it back.