1. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

2. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

3. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

4. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

7. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

10. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
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FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

11. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

12. SEX AND WRY
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CHRIS MARTIN WANTED TO BE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES

13. PASS THE BUCK
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IDIOT BLAMES SATC FOR MAKING HER LOSE HER VIRGINITY

14. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

15. FANTASTIC PHWOAR!
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JESSICA ALBA TALKS ABOUT SEX

16. WHAT-CHOO-CHOO TALKIN’ ABOUT?
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MORE HEARTBREAK FOR GARY COLEMAN

17. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
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WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

18. LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

19. (OLD) MATERIAL GIRL
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MADONNA WON'T SING THE OLD SONGS UNLESS THE PRICE IS RIGHT

20. GOTH LICENCE
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MARILN MANSON LAUNCHES HIS OWN ALCOHOLIC DRINK

21. LIKE A VIRGIN
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CHANTELLE FEELS LIKE A VIRGIN AFTER BOOB JOB

22. BABY IS A SHAMBLES
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PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY GETS GIRL PREGNANT

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. I VANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP FIVE CELEBRITY BITING INCIDENTS

25. VIRGIN BRITNEY
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

26. ERM...
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27. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME DOMINOS
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28. POTW
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29. GIMME MORE SEX
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BRITNEY LOST HER VIRGINITY AT 14

30. SEXY BITCH
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