1. MILLER’S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
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SIENNA MILLER PLANS TO MOVE TO LA

2. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. SECRETS AND ICE
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LINDSAY LOHAN SHYLY DECLARES HER LOVE

5. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

6. KEEPING IT ROYAL
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PETE DOHERTY'S LANDLORD UNHAPPY AT PLANS FOR HOME GIG

7. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

8. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

10. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

11. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

12. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH

15. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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COURTNEY LOVE SAYS SHE WILL QUIT MUSIC

16. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
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MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. FAMILY FORTUNES
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KERRY KATONA'S MUM SENTENCED FOR BENEFIT FRAUD

19. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 54

20. NIRVANA'S BANANA
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COURTNEY LOVE LAYS CLAIM TO THE TERM KOOKOO BANANAS

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON CLASS
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KATIE PRICE REFUSED ENTRY AT THE CARTIER POLO MATCH

23. EXPRESS YOURSELF (FOR MONEY)
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DID MADONNA CO-WRITE HER BROTHER'S TELL-ALL BOOK?

24. HERE'S JOHNNY
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JOHNNY BORRELL OUT WITH A LOAD OF IDIOTS

25. PITT AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES
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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE MAY HAVE HAD IVF TREATMENT

26. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
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MARIAH CAREY PROMISES 'ELABORATE' TOUR

27. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

28. BRAT TRAPPED
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PEACHES GELDOF'S SHOPPING LIST OF DRUGS?

29. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR DECIDES NOT TO WRITE MEMOIRS

30. LAST MAN SHOUTING
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EMINEM AND KID ROCK MAY HAVE A FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE