1. CHAMPAGNE SUPERJOKER
(Holy News / News)

NOEL GALLAGHER THREATENS TO TEAM UP WITH RUSSELL BRAND TO MAKE TV COMEDY

2. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET MARC FROM UGLY BETTY!
(Holy News / VIDEO)

Marc St. James from ugly Betty talks about life with Holy Moly

3. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
(Holy News / News)

GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

4. URINE TROUBLE
(Holy News / News)

KELLY OSBOURNE WET HER BED IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR

5. AMY WEE-HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE OFFERED 350k FOR GIG IN HOLLAND

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. Tom Sizemore-More-More
(Holy News / News)

Tom Sizemore-More-MoreActor Tom Sizemore has once again been arrested for possession of narcotics

8. ABBA
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Only seventeen a dancing queen, dance to the tambourine ,you know what i mean oh yeah" Yeah we all know what you mean you pair of bearded , sinister looking scandinavian peado cunts.

9. being catheterised
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... explanation. A catheter is a tube inserted into the urethra (franklin) and up into the bladder allowing urine to drain from the body without actually having to get up to go for a piss. The tube is fr...

10. designer of my bathroom
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...me back from working abroad for a couple of months I think I have discovered GOLD when in fact it's just urine crystals......

11. Freixenet
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...r champagne and I think I would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon than let a drop more of this urine-coloured, fetid excuse for a drink pass my lips. And I bet you the majority of its sal...

12. Pissing women
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...bursting" are used. I do not wish to know you are about to empty your bladder by squeezing coffee laced urine through your withered old flaps. Pissing cunts....

13. That T4 Presenter...
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... on that grounds that he is in fact, a cunt. He is yet another example of Channel 4 employing 'wacky' urine puddles in an attempt to keep the hungover population of this country in a blind rage on ...

14. Untidy pissers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... a sprinkler attachment on the end of cock? Either piss straight or sit down and do it you inconsiderate urine spraying cunt!...

15. Wacko fans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... two lines out of tune and acts like a lunatic once again, the same mongs still wanna take a bath in his urine. Who's madder, him or them? I just dont know anymore....

16. Being forced to drink urine
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

This made me into the man I am today. Thanks guys.

17. Being forced to drink urine by a woman
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Hey, some of us like that kind of thing.

18. Chinese Miners
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...omehow managed to crawl out after about 6 days. They survived by eating coal (?) and drinking their own urine. This quote is simply brilliant: "You can only take small sips, and when you've finished...

19. People who drink Yakult will drink their own urine...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

People who drink Yakult will drink their own urine if you tell them it's good for them.