1. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

2. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

3. DULL AND DULLER
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GUY RITCHIE QUIT DRUGS BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM DULL

4. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

5. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

6. DROOPY PIANIST
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

8. BITE ME, KATE
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KATE MOSS LEAVES FLEA INFESTED HOUSE

9. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

10. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

11. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

12. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

13. IS IT JUST ME OR...?
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie unveil photographs of twins

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

17. WRONGY WOOD
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RONNIE WOOD'S 'MISTRESS' CONFESSES HER LOVE

18. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
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J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

19. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

20. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
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AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

21. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

22. KANYE FORGIVE HER?
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KANYE WEST TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK WITH AMY WINEHOUSE

23. RICHARDS THE TURD
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DENISE RICHARDS RESUMES WAR WITH CHARLIE SHEEN

24. PER-VERSION
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MARK RONSON WATCHED PORN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS A CHILD

25. ONE LOVE
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LEE RYAN HAVING BABY WITH FAN WHO POSTED REVEALING PICTURES ON MYSPACE

26. WIN PUSHING DAISIES DVDS AND SIGNED POSTER
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FIVE COPIES OF PUSHING DAISIES SEASON ONE UP FOR GRABS

27. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. MILKING THE CASH COWS
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LYNNE SPEARS CONFIRMS SHE IS WRITING A BOOK

29. PUSSYCAT LOL
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PUSSYCAT DOLLS SAY THEY WANT TO SEX UP AMY WINEHOUSE

30. YOU'RE GAVIN A LAUGH
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GAVIN ROSSDALE NAMED TOP DAD