1. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

2. FANTASTIC PHWOAR
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JESSICA ALBA IS GAGGING FOR YOUNG MEN. AND WOMEN.

3. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

4. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

5. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

6. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

7. WIN TOMMY COOPER DVDS
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FIVE COOPER DVDS AND TWO OF HIS COMPLETE COLLECTION

8. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

11. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

12. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

13. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

14. WIN FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS FOR THE MOBO AWARDS
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FIVE PAIRS OF MOBO TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

15. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

16. PREGNANT, ACTUALLY
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY RECKONS GETTING UP THE DUFF MAY DISPEL ANOREXIA RUMOURS

17. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

18. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

19. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

20. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

21. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

22. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

23. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

24. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

25. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

26. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. DULLEST. BATMAN. EVER.
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DAVID BLAINE PLANS ANOTHER INTERESTING STUNT

29. THE WACKNESS GOODIES UP FOR GRABS
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THREE BOOKS AND THREE SOUNDTRACKS OF THE WACKNESS UP FOR GRABS

30. NEWSMOUND
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