1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

2. SOUP OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

CALUM BEST GOES OUT WITH BLACK EYE

3. PIC OF THE WEEK
(Holy News)

CARS REALLY ARE JUST PENIS EXTENSIONS

4. MINI BREAKDOWN
(Holy News / News)

VERNE TROYER RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT

5. A RIGHT FARRELL OF LAUGHS
(Holy News / News)

COLIN FARRELL MUSES ON HIS LATEST DEMANDING MOVIE ROLE

6. HEATH LEDGER: UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

AN UPDATE ON THE LATEST HEATH LEDGER NEWS

7. WHEN THE FOOL BECOMES A KING
(Holy News / News)

THE COUNTRY GOES CHILDREN IN NEED CRAZY

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

TERRY WOGAN'S TIGHT-TROUSER MOMENT FROM POINTS OF VIEW

9. PANTS OF PHEW!
(Holy News / News)

WOGAN UNAPOLOGETIC FOR TROUSER BULGE

10. CALL ME DISMAL
(Holy News / News)

JAMES BLUNT OFFERS ELLEN DEGENERES HIS DETAILS

11. And Here'sh Bob With The Newsh
(Holy News / News)

Sarah Kennedy slurs her way through radio show

12. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

13. EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF JOHN TERRY WEDDING RECEPTION
(Holy News / News)

Picture of John Terry's Wedding reception - as imagined by Holy Moly

14. Wiggy Wah Wah!
(Holy News / News)

Terry Wogan warned for plugging his TV show on the radio

15. What Is The Point Of This Person?
(Holy News / News)

What is the point of good old Terry Wogan?

16. Tom Sizemore-More-More
(Holy News / News)

Tom Sizemore-More-MoreActor Tom Sizemore has once again been arrested for possession of narcotics

17. From the board
(Holy News / News)

Battlestar galactica under threat from downloading

18. From the board
(Holy News / News)

From the board

19. Charity Adverts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...at will be injected with bad aids" or "This lovely puppy will be forced to take it up the arse from John Terry if you don't mortgage your house and send us all your money". Fucking scrounging cunts! ...

20. Elton John
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A bloated rich tosser, with a hairstyle that makes Terry Wogan's look plausible. I hope you enjoy the dirty notes you make from your recent libel win. Is Elton John a self-important, rude and arrogant

21. Holymoly posters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... to see if I'll trip up, read someone's newspaper, put a metro in my bag, take a full hour for lunch, be Terry Wogan, be in the Kaiser Chiefs, be a rude woman, fart, be ugly, wear sunglasses, work in ...

22. John Terry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For once in a while, just shut the fuck up, stop harassing referees and linesmen, stop making ridiculously aggressive press releases, and stop wearing your socks so fucking high.

23. John Terry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Blubbing like a big girls blouse at the end of the game. Crying on various people shoulders. Show some dignity you cunt.

24. ME
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For sitting through Loose Women's item on Terry Wogan's Cock

25. People Who Write/Say
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...the fucking armed forces or six years old you really shouldn't be saluting anyone. Now get back to your Terry Pratchet books, fuckers....

26. Skysports coverage of Mourinho leaving
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ll the news first, we have helicopters above both stamford bridge and the training ground' ooh look John Terry has just got out of his car. Kronos Quartet backing music to add to the drama!! Manager ...

27. Terry Waite
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Probably a nice bloke, but you naive twat, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? Met him once, fucking huge bloke, how the fuck they managed to fit him in the boot of a car i'll never know.

28. Terry Wogan
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

But don't tell him I said so - never realised he was such a big cunt.

29. Terry Wogan and chums
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Two mornings on the run I have turned on the radio, and two mornings on the run I have heard Terry Wogan and his cronies being jovially rascist about Welsh (yesterday) then this morning Scottish peopl

30. Terry, My housemate.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For making up an offensive super hero called Spina Bifida Man. Then singing a song to the tune of Spiderman about his hideous creation incessentally.