1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

3. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

4. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

5. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

6. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

8. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

9. FAMILY FORTUNES
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KERRY KATONA'S MUM SENTENCED FOR BENEFIT FRAUD

10. SOMETHING BORROWED, SOME KNOB FROM BLUE
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LEE RYAN DUMPS PREGNANT FIANCEE

11. THE EX FACTOR
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IS JASON STATHAM DATING SARAH LARSON?

12. SHAKES ON A PLANE
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POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

13. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

14. BLADE-Y CHEEK
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WESLEY SNIPES WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE TO WORK

15. PUT THE WEED DOWN, GEORGE
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GEORGE MICHAEL'S PARANOID RANT ABOUT THE MEDIA

16. THAT'S NOT KERRY
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MARK CROFT LEAVES NIGHTCLUB WITH MYSTERY WOMAN

17. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

18. BEGGARS BELIEF
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DENISE RICHARDS FORCED TO DO REALITY SHOW FOR MONEY

19. NO LOVE
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LEE RYAN ACCUSED OF PUNCHING TAXI DRIVER IN THE HEAD

20. TWEED'S DEED
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JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

21. PRISONER 57
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WESLEY SNIPES SENTENCED TO THREE YEARS IN JAIL

22. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
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JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

23. MING DYNASTY
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JOAN COLLINS BELIEVES THE TABLOIDS HAVE DUMBED DOWN

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. BID UP, BID ON UP
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JAMES BROWN'S POSSESSIONS TO BE AUCTIONED

26. TIP TOP
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KEVIN FEDERLINE IS SPENDING PLENTY OF MONEY

27. NOT THAT BROKE AFTER ALL
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HEATH LEDGER WORTH PLENTY MORE THAN REPORTS SUGGESTED

28. BUY BUY BABY
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JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS HER TWIN BABIES WORKING

29. WHO'S GONNA DRIVE YOU HOME TONIGHT?
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P DIDDY LAUNCHES NEW LIMO SERVICE FOR DRUNKEN CELEBS

30. ALL RISE
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BLUE SINGER LEE RYAN IN COURT TODAY