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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

2. BATALI WASTINGS
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GWYNETH PALTROW CLAIMS SHE CANNOT DIET

3. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

4. SPEAKING VOLUMES
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LYNN SPEARS ATTACKS BRITNEY'S EX-MANAGER IN BOOK

5. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

6. OWEN GOAL
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KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?

7. AMY WHOREHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

8. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

9. ALFIE BIN LADEN
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MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE

12. TRAGEDY AT MEL GIBSON'S HOME
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MAN COMMITTS SUICIDE AT MEL GIBSON'S HOME

13. CON AS YOU ARE
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CONVERSE LAUNCH RANGE OF KURT COBAIN-INSPIRED SHOES

14. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
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STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

15. HEATHER SO WELL
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS FEELING FINE AFTER PARAMEDIC VISIT

16. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
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HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

17. SOMEBODY HELP THIS WOMAN!
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BRITNEY SPEARS WRITES A SUICIDE NOTE

18. I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING
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BRITNEY SPEARS WAS NOT ON DRUGS WHEN TAKEN TO HOSPITAL

19. HANSEL AND METAL
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OWEN WILSON MAY BE DATING BIONIC WOMAN MICHELLE RYAN

20. SIOUX-LANDER
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OWEN WILSON USES SHAMAN TO CHEER HIM UP

21. HOOK, LIE AND STINKER
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JOY DIVISION FAIL TO REFORM FOR PREMIERE OF US FILM

22. NAD TILL YOU'RE OLDER
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BILLY BOB THRONTON DOESN'T WANT HIS KIDS TO WATCH 'MONSTER'S BALL'

23. SHOW ME THE WAY TO STAY HOME
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OWEN WILSON HIRES A SOBER COMPANION

24. Lyin' Wilson?
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Doubts surround facts of Owen Wilson's suicide bid

25. Courtney's On The Blog Again
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Yet another illegible rant from Courtney Love on MySpace

26. Coogan You Trust?
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Courtney Love accuses Steve Coogan over Owen Wilson suicide attempt

27. Hansel Ain't Looking So Hot Right Now
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Owen Wilson recovering after suicide attempt

28. I'm Still Standing, unfortunately
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Elton John puts comfort before death in suicide attempt

29. QUOTE OF THE DAY #2
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Lowri Turner reveals herself to be even more bigoted than normal

30. NEWSMOUND
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