1. GREG'S NASTIES
(Holy News / News)

GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

2. OWEN GOAL
(Holy News / News)

KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?

3. AMY WHOREHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

4. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
(Holy News / News)

IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

5. ALFIE BIN LADEN
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
(Holy News / News)

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE

8. TRAGEDY AT MEL GIBSON'S HOME
(Holy News / News)

MAN COMMITTS SUICIDE AT MEL GIBSON'S HOME

9. CON AS YOU ARE
(Holy News / News)

CONVERSE LAUNCH RANGE OF KURT COBAIN-INSPIRED SHOES

10. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
(Holy News / News)

STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

11. HEATHER SO WELL
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS FEELING FINE AFTER PARAMEDIC VISIT

12. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

13. SOMEBODY HELP THIS WOMAN!
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS WRITES A SUICIDE NOTE

14. I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS WAS NOT ON DRUGS WHEN TAKEN TO HOSPITAL

15. HANSEL AND METAL
(Holy News / News)

OWEN WILSON MAY BE DATING BIONIC WOMAN MICHELLE RYAN

16. SIOUX-LANDER
(Holy News / News)

OWEN WILSON USES SHAMAN TO CHEER HIM UP

17. HOOK, LIE AND STINKER
(Holy News / News)

JOY DIVISION FAIL TO REFORM FOR PREMIERE OF US FILM

18. NAD TILL YOU'RE OLDER
(Holy News / News)

BILLY BOB THRONTON DOESN'T WANT HIS KIDS TO WATCH 'MONSTER'S BALL'

19. SHOW ME THE WAY TO STAY HOME
(Holy News / News)

OWEN WILSON HIRES A SOBER COMPANION

20. Lyin' Wilson?
(Holy News / News)

Doubts surround facts of Owen Wilson's suicide bid

21. Courtney's On The Blog Again
(Holy News / News)

Yet another illegible rant from Courtney Love on MySpace

22. Coogan You Trust?
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love accuses Steve Coogan over Owen Wilson suicide attempt

23. Hansel Ain't Looking So Hot Right Now
(Holy News / News)

Owen Wilson recovering after suicide attempt

24. I'm Still Standing, unfortunately
(Holy News / News)

Elton John puts comfort before death in suicide attempt

25. QUOTE OF THE DAY #2
(Holy News / News)

Lowri Turner reveals herself to be even more bigoted than normal

26. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

27. Pete Doherty: The Hamster Cheek years
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty Makes His First TV Appearance

28. Bridgend Suicides
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stupid bandwagon following cunts

29. Carol Voderman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...o. Well done Carol for pushing people into a life of misery, depression, house re possession and possible suicide...when you pop your clogs, i hope Satan throws your scrawny arse right into the lake ...

30. Courtney Love (again)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

If anyone would know about pushing people to suicide...