1. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

2. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

3. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

4. THROUGH THE MILL
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HEATHER SLAPS A LAWSUIT ON EX-PUBLICIST

5. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

6. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON HER WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
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LILY ALLEN WRITES SONG ABOUT GOD

7. WE WERE RIGHT!
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HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST COMES TO HER SENSES FOUR YEARS LATER

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

10. AMY WHOREHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

11. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES

12. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

13. LUNATIC PLEADS GUILTY
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NAOMI CAMPBELL PLEADS GUILTY TO ASSAULT

14. WHAT DOES JOHNNY BORRELL LOOK LIKE?
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JOHNNY BORRELL LOOKS STUPID AT FESTIVAL

15. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

16. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

17. EX UTERO?
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS ADVISED TO ABORT KURT COBAIN'S CHILD

18. GOLDEN BALLS
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RONALDO GETS INTO FIGHT WITH THREE TRANSVESTITES

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. CRUISE THAT GIRL?
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MADONNA THINKS TOM CRUISE IS A 'GOOD PERSON'

21. WESTSTRIFE
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BRIAN MCFADEN BRANDS KERRY KATONA 'AN EMBARRASSMENT'

22. OBLIGATORY SEX TAPE CLIP
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ANYONE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

23. COTTAGE PLEAS
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PARIS HILTON IS NASTY TO HER FORMER BEST FRIEND

24. NUDE HORSE PLAY
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE TO PERFORM ON BROADWAY

25. SAFARI SO-GOOD-I
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PARIS HILTON DESCRIBES WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT AFRICA

26. TURTLE POWER!
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TURTLE IN AN AMUSING POSITION

27. THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
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SUZANNE SHAW ADMITS TO BEING THICK AND IGNORANT

28. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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KELLY OSBOURNE COVERS TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART

29. I'M REAL ANNOYING
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JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO STOP BEING CALLED J.LO

30. NEWSMOUND
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