1. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

2. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

3. WIN CLONE WARS GOODIES
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CLONE WARS AND STAR WARS GOODIES UP FOR GRABS

4. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

5. SOMETHING IN THE WATER
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THREE CORONATION STREET STARS ANNOUNCE PREGANCY ON THE SAME DAY

6. LEATHERHEAD
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF BEEF

7. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
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MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

8. MONEY WELL SPENT
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Brad Pitt spends more money than most people see in a lifetime on ugly furniture

9. BANTAM ON THE OPRAH
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TOM CRUISE TO APPEAR ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW AGAIN

10. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

11. WHITE TIGER NOT INCLUDED
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MORE PICS TO RUIN JODIE MARSH'S EXCLUSIVE

12. TRULY, MADLY, CREEPY
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KATIE HOLMES STILL MADLY IN LOVE WITH TOM CRUISE

13. HUBBARD LOVE
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TOM CRUISE IS GEARING UP FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

14. THE CAMERA NEVER LIES
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LINDSAY LOHAN UNHAPPY WITH HER PORTRAYAL BY THE MEDIA

15. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
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KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

16. HUGH SLEAZEBAG
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HUGH GRANT HAS A DIRTY DINNER

17. THAT'S IT I'M HOFF
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DAVID HASSELHOFF SHOUTS AT HIS AGENT IN PUBLIC

18. THE CORPSE RIDE
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TESS DALY DOES NOT FIND BRUCE FORSYTH SEXY

19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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GUY RITCHIE'S MOTHER ON THE BRITISH ADOPTION CRISIS

20. BI-POLAR 'MARE
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KERRY KATONA INSISTS SHE IS NOT ON DRUGS

21. TWO BECOME THREE-PIECE SUITE
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SPICE GIRLS TO DESIGN THEIR OWN SOFA

22. HOLY CREPE!
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KID ROCK ARRESTED AFTER WAFFLE HOUSE BRAWL

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. JENNY AND THE BLOCK-HEADS
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JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO PERFORM WITH THE SPICE GIRLS

25. A Whole Lotta Winehouse
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Amy Winehouse: Puker of the Caribbean

26. Cruise Drums it into Beckham
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Tom Cruise to give David Beckham media training

27. Loving The Alien
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Jodie Marsh has found four prospective husbands

28. The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Unwatchable
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Lily Allen hits out at Courtney Love

29. Pig Hates Dog
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Jade Goody is incapable of controlling her dog

30. Ramsay Talks Balls
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Gordon Ramsay says that swearing in necessary in the kitchen