1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

3. FAMILY FORTUNES
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KERRY KATONA'S MUM SENTENCED FOR BENEFIT FRAUD

4. BABES AND CONFUSED
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DELIGHTED AT BEING A FATHER

5. SIN-DY MILLER
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SIENNA MILLER'S ALLEGED LOVER ATTEMPTS RECONCILIATION

6. MITCH OF THE DAY
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

7. CARRIE ON SMOKING
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MATTHEW BRODERICK STRUGGLES TO GIVE UP SMOKING

8. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. SOAP BAR OPERA?
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JAMES ALEXANDROU CAUGHT SMOKING SUSPICIOUS CIGARETTE

11. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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BRITNEY SPEARS GOES TO A PARTY WITH HER FATHER

12. KERRY THE MOANER
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KERRY KATONA CRITICISES GIRLS ALOUD

13. AMY CHARGES DROPPED
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POLICE TO TAKE NO FURTHER ACTION OVER AMY WINEHOUSE DRUGS VIDEO

14. TOUCH MY BODY (BUT NOT MY BANK ACCOUNT)
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MARIAH CAREY DID HAVE PRE-NUP

15. CRUISE MEETS VILLAGE PEOPLE?
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TOM CRUISE ANECDOTE CUT FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE MEMOIR

16. FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY
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JOSS STONE WOULD GIVE UP MUSIC FOR LOVE

17. AMY UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S FATHER CLAIMS HE IS TO BLAME FOR HER PROBLEMS

18. KERRY SPRINGER
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KERRY KATONA AND DAD IN DNA TEST WRANGLE

19. PETE DOHERTY A COCK SMOKER?
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS VIDEO OF HIM SMOKING A CHICKEN BONG

20. PURE AND SIMPLE
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SUZANNE SHAW NAMED 'MOTHER OF THE YEAR'

21. BRITNEY UPDATE
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BRITNEY SPEARS DENIED ACCESS TO HER CHILDREN

22. AND THE AWARD GOES TO...WHATSHISNAME?
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OZZY OSBOURNE NERVOUS ABOUT HOSTING BRIT AWARDS

23. AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE IS QUIZZED BY THE POLICE

24. EIN-STONE
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JOSS STONE GETS HER CIGARETTE FACTS WRONG

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. AMY CRACKHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT ON CAMERA SMOKING A CRACK PIPE

27. FREE JACK
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND HAS BEEN A MODEL PRISONER

28. KERRY SMOKING FOR TEN OR TWENTY
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KERRY CAUGHT SMOKING CIGARETTES DURING A PHOTO SHOOT

29. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

30. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DOMESTIC INCIDENT KILLS LUKE SKYWALKER'S ADOPTIVE PARENTS