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6. THE HOLY RAIL
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8. MISER-ALBA
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10. CHEEKY BOY
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11. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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15. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

16. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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BRITNEY SPEARS GOES TO A PARTY WITH HER FATHER

17. XENU-PHOBIA
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OPENING OF WILL SMITH'S NEW FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED

18. MATRI-MOANY
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JESSICA ALBA GETS MARRIED ON THE QUIET

19. FALLING DOWN, THROWING UP
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON COVERING A TOM WAITS SONG

20. BAND OF BOTHER
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JESSICA ALBA GIVES GUESTS AT HER BABY SHOWER A GIFT

21. SIMPLY THE BEST
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23. HER CAREER'S DOWN THE PAM
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PAMELA ANDERSON FINALLY GETS HER OWN REALITY SHOW

24. MUMSTER'S BAWL
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HALLE BERRY GIVES BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL

25. JOY GEORGE
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26. GWYN PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE
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GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN MAY BE ADOPTING

27. LILY IS EASY AS ABC
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LILY ALLEN AND THE LEVELLERS ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO LEARN NEW THINGS

28. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
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29. SLEAZY RIDER
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JACK NICHOLSON ACCEPTS DATE WITH RADIO REPORTER

30. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
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