1. SHE'S CREATING A MONSTER
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN'S DAUGHTER HAS OVER 100 PAIRS OF SHOES

2. I SOUGHT THE LAW
(Holy News / News)

JUDE LAW LINKED WITH MODEL LILY COLE

3. MAKES NO CENTS
(Holy News / News)

50 CENT TO SUE TACO BELL

4. SEEYA!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 8

5. MILLS AND LOON
(Holy News / News)

NEW HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS IN C4 DOCUMENTARY

6. GOTTA GET THRU THIS STUFF AND SELL IT
(Holy News / News)

THE BEDINGFIELD SIBLINGS AUCTION PERSONAL ITEMS ON EBAY FOR CHARITY

7. SLEAZY RYDER
(Holy News / News)

WINONA RYDER IN NEW SHOPLIFTING ALLEGATIONS

8. SLEAZY RIDER
(Holy News / News)

JACK NICHOLSON ACCEPTS DATE WITH RADIO REPORTER

9. HUGH SLEAZEBAG
(Holy News / News)

HUGH GRANT HAS A DIRTY DINNER

10. DIDDY: UNDEFENDABLE
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY IS ILL MANNERED TOSSER SHOCK

11. Don Lane
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A sleazy cunt who got rid of his wife, so he could keep his tv career going, and making Aussie tv even more of a disgrace then it already was

12. London Mayer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

We have a choice between a sleazy cunt hell bent on furthering his own career and ripping off the successful business people who make london such a wealthy city or the sugar puff monster

13. Ross Burden (TV chef)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... that you wanted to "fuck my hole" while secretly topping up my glass everytime I wasnt looking. You vile sleazy vile sweaty closet homo cunt....

14. Simon Heffer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ehind the pages of Britain's supposedly only remaining quality newspaper. Don't try to lecture us on the sleazy hypocrisy of Labour, you sleazy hypocrite. So Hain was caught with his snout in the tr...

15. Sleazy and Charming are the same, just said by eit...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Sleazy and Charming are the same, just said by either ugly, or handsome men respectively.