1. MANKY PETE
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PETER ANDRE LIKES PEDICURES AND MANICURES MORE THAN JORDAN

2. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

3. DAY TWO IN VEGAS
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

4. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

5. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

6. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

7. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

8. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

9. Y OH Y
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NAME EXPERT REVEALS SECRET BEHIND AGYNESS DEYN'S SUCCESS

10. WIN BUTTON MOON DVDS
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FOUR BUTTON MOON DVDS UP FOR GRABS

11. I'M BEING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A KNOB
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 33

12. I CAN'T STOP LOOKING INTO HIS EYES
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Jay Z and Ricky Gervais funking at Coldplay gig

13. ON YOUR BIKE
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LANCE ARMSTRONG TURNED AWAY BY RESTAURANT

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. SMELLING OF POSERS
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

16. BANTAM ON THE OPRAH
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TOM CRUISE TO APPEAR ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW AGAIN

17. CRUISE THAT GIRL?
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MADONNA THINKS TOM CRUISE IS A 'GOOD PERSON'

18. CONTENDERS READY!
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE NEW GLADIATORS

19. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

20. A CUNNING STUNT
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SKY NEWSREADER GETS HIS WORDS MUDDLED UP LIVE ON AIR, SEAL CULL HUNT

21. GREAT EXPECTATIONS
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GWYNETH PALTROW STOPS ACTING

22. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

23. ALL KNOCKED UP?
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY PREGNANT FOR THIRD TIME?

24. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

25. LONG LIVE THE HAWLEY ARMS!
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London pub burns down and showbiz journalists across Britain break out into a cold sweat

26. WHO WON'T LET THE DOGG IN?
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SNOOP DOGG CELEBRATES VISA WIN ON US TELEVISION

27. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

28. FORCED TO COME DANCING
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NATASHA KAPLINSKY CLAIMS SHE WAS BULLIED INTO DOING STRICTLY COME DANCING

29. LOOK WHO'S RANTING
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KIRSTIE ALLEY SAYS SCIENTOLOGY SAVED HER LIFE

30. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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NEWS REPORTER GETS A MOUTHFUL