1. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
(Holy News / News)

J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

2. JENNY AND THE BLOCK
(Holy News / News)

BEN AFFLECK DOES NOT BLAME J-LO FOR HIS STUTTERING CAREER

3. SMELLING OF POSERS
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

4. RISKY BUSINESS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

5. BUY BUY BABY
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS HER TWIN BABIES WORKING

6. LOVE DON'T COST A WIND
(Holy News / News)

J-LO'S HUSBAND CALLS HIMSELF THE BURP WHISPERER

7. I'M REAL ANNOYING
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO STOP BEING CALLED J.LO

8. Paris hires a kitten
(Holy News / News)

Paris prepares for prison by preening herself

9. Brad Pitt: Scent Of A He-Man
(Holy News / News)

Brad Pitt is reportedly interested in the role of He-Man in a new film

10. Des Lynam
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ys corpse could have done a better job than you. And he'd probably still be getting it twice nightly off of skeletor (Vorderman cowbag). Your monotone voice makes me want to take a screwdriver to my e...

11. HE-MAN
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why didnt you just use that sword of yours and chop skeletor's head off or get that cat of yours to eat the bastard? Would of saved yourself a lot of time and aggrovation, you floppy haired, moralisti

12. Joan Rivers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...u've been alive for 300 years stop eating souls to stay alive and give cher ago you greedy desicated undead skeletor cunt...

13. The Kooks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...annoying cunt bag dirt boxes who look like they''ve had a mass gay orgy with Steve Tyler from Aerosmith and Skeletor from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Fuck back off to Brighton you sea-loving sail...