1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED IN WOMANIZER VIDEO

2. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

3. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

4. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

5. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

6. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

7. BACK IN THE UR ASS S SIR
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MACCA FURIOUS OVER LENNON GAY CLAIM IN BOOK

8. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

9. CAN'T LET IT BE
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SIR PAUL SET TO WED FOR A THIRD TIME?

10. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

11. GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDZZZZZZZZZZZ
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THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

12. KEEPING IT ROYAL
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PETE DOHERTY'S LANDLORD UNHAPPY AT PLANS FOR HOME GIG

13. WOMB TO LET
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RICKY MARTIN USED PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE FOR BABIES

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

15. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

16. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

17. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

18. PEACHES' LAST BITE AT THE APPLE
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APPLE BOSSES GO MAD AT PEACHES GELDOF DRUG REVELATIONS

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. URINAL-OT OF TROUBLE
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EMINEM SUED FOR PUNCHING URINATING MAN

21. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

22. SIN-DY MILLER
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SIENNA MILLER'S ALLEGED LOVER ATTEMPTS RECONCILIATION

23. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

24. WIN FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD
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FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD UP FOR GRABS

25. TO SIR WITH LOVE
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MARY-KATE OLSEN SPEAKS ABOUT KISSING SIR BEN KINGSLEY

26. AMY WEANHOUSE
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WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA

28. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE RAEF
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HM CATCHES UP WITH APPRENTICE LOSER RAEF

29. HEALTHY, WEALTHY, UNWISE
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HEATHER MILLS TO RELEASE NEW BOOK

30. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED