1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. BABYONCE
(Holy News / News)

DID JAY-Z AND BEYONCE HAVE A SHOTGUN WEDDING?

3. SMELLS LIKE TEEN MISFIT
(Holy News / News)

FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. ALL KNOCKED UP?
(Holy News / News)

LISA MARIE PRESLEY PREGNANT FOR THIRD TIME?

6. Permission to fuck off
(Holy News / News)

Justin Hawkins wins role in Nick Moran film

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

8. Kurt Cobain
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For having the world at his feet, but choosing to place the butt of a shotgun there instead.

9. Ringtone Ads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...se fucking incessant "on every two seconds ads" I hope God has mercy on him because I wont. I'll stick my shotgun barrel to his temple and make him say "wont you please pick up the telephone" in a c...

10. Texans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

shotgun-toting, chainsaw-weilding, Republican-voting, inbred, anti-intellectual, Bible-bashing, pig-fucking twats.

11. The Wild Gourmets
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"One of the best tools a hunter gatherer can have when hunting, is a shotgun.." You stupid macho twat, I thought your show was about how easy it is for normal tele-watching people to get free food fro

12. June Carter Cash
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...lytise. Her family were hillbillies but made her and her siblings finish school. She could cook and fire a shotgun but still read Vogue and got her hair done regularly. Her step-children adored her. S...

13. Sylvester McCoy
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... On and fuelled my nightmares for years. You are the only one of the superheroic 'O' Men who didn't take a shotgun to his chin. You completely fucked up Doctor Who with an acting style that would have...

14. Calling "Shotgun", is one of the greatest feelings...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Calling "Shotgun", is one of the greatest feelings known to Man.

15. There is no noise cooler than the sound of a pump ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

There is no noise cooler than the sound of a pump action shotgun being cocked.