1. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
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HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

2. CARRIE ON SMOKING
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MATTHEW BRODERICK STRUGGLES TO GIVE UP SMOKING

3. EMMY QUESTIONS?
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LINDSAY LOHAN DECLINES EMMY NOMINATION

4. AMY WEANHOUSE
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WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

5. AXEL F-OFF
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EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

7. CRYSTAL BALLS UP
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MOVIE GEEKS MAKE NEW INDIANA JONES FILM MOST MISTAKE RIDDEN OF THE YEAR

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. PASS THE BUCK
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IDIOT BLAMES SATC FOR MAKING HER LOSE HER VIRGINITY

10. OBLIGATORY PICTURE GALLERY
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STARS AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL

11. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
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HULK HOGAN ATTENDS COURT IN A BANDANNA

12. BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
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BRITNEY SPEARS HAS PHONE SEX WITH EX-HUSBAND

13. LESS MONEY BLUES
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BRITNEY SPEARS LOST 61M DOLLARS LAST YEAR

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

15. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
(Holy News / News)

JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

16. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

17. MING DYNASTY
(Holy News / News)

JOAN COLLINS BELIEVES THE TABLOIDS HAVE DUMBED DOWN

18. RAY J-ING BULL
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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S EX MAKES MUSICAL ATTACK ON BOBBY BROWN

19. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

20. ROOM RAIDER
(Holy News / News)

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE TRY TO NEGOTIATE HOTEL DISCOUNT

21. DEJA NEW
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HOW BRITNEY SPEARS LOST 15 LBS IN FOUR WEEKS

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. NOT SO AMBIENT HOUSE
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MOBY NEEDS HELP TO SELL HIS APARTMENT

24. KISSING COUSINS?
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MANY HIGH PROFILE US FIGURES ARE RELATED

25. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

26. WHO'S BUM IS THIS?
(Holy News / News)

WHICH CELEBRITY HAS FLASHED PHOTOGRAPHERS?

27. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. SNEEZY DOES IT
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JANET JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH FLU

29. ROLL THE FIRST STONE
(Holy News / News)

KEITH RICHARDS READS THE BIBLE

30. TRULY, MADLY, CREEPY
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KATIE HOLMES STILL MADLY IN LOVE WITH TOM CRUISE