1. CAMERON DIAZ SHAVED BEAVER GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

CAMERON DIAZ GOES BALD FOR NEW FILM

2. THE FOX AND THE HAIR
(Holy News / News)

MEGAN FOX CLAIMS SHE WAS ONCE SO POOR SHE COULDN'T SHAVE HER LEGS

3. LESS MONEY BLUES
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS LOST 61M DOLLARS LAST YEAR

4. LESS OF MOORE
(Holy News / News)

DEMI MOORE'S PERSONAL TRAINER REVEALS BODY-SHAPING SECRETS

5. DEJA NEW
(Holy News / News)

HOW BRITNEY SPEARS LOST 15 LBS IN FOUR WEEKS

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. VIRGIN BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

8. BRITNEY WINS THE INTERNET
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS IS MOST SEARCHED FOR NAME ON YAHOO

9. OBLIGATORY NOSTALGIA YOUTUBE
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S YOUTUBE CLIP OF THE WEEK

10. WEAVE COME A LONG WAY
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE'S HAIR EXPLOITS ORPHANS

11. Me against the music
(Holy News / News)

Holy Moly! posts the lyrics to Britney Spears' new song

12. Shorn Of The Dead
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty is planning a radical haircut

13. End Of The W(h)ine?
(Holy News / News)

Amy Winehouse may quit music to be a housewife

14. Bridie Jones
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Maybe Bridie Jones would have prefered Basil coming home and finding his house ransacked by a boy with a shaved head in a vest, laughing as he lept on an untethered horse with a DVD player under his ...

15. Daniel Day Lewis
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

In about 2002, when he had the shaved head and the nice suit, he looked the bees knees. So why has he now decided that long greasy hair and a hoop earring is a good look for a man of 50? Sort it out,

16. Djibrel Cisse
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

French wingin cunt, the c shaved into ur head means cunt not cisse! cunt!

17. Hair
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Pointless, embarrasing time waster that insists on being (depending on bodypart) plucked, shaved, washed, conditioned, blow-dried, styled, waxed, dyed... what is the fucking point? If we'd all been bo

18. Me.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... bird. Now, unless she is wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform, on all fours in front of a large mirror, shaved and loudly demanding that i vandalise her anus, I feel short changed. Watched too much ...

19. Nikolai Kuryanovich
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ussian politician who actively campaigns against homosexuality. His heroes are Stalin and Hitler. Has a shaved head and likes to dress in military fatigues. Expected to come flying out of a closet ...

20. Even though Britney Spears wore a wig when she sha...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Even though Britney Spears wore a wig when she shaved her head, it's unlikely we'll ever see her wearing a merkin.