1. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
(Holy News / News)

TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. Well, it's one way to tell a story
(Holy News / News)

Which starlet got knocked up?

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

6. Shakira
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Look at my hips, look at my hips, the'll tell you if you've got any chance of knobbing me! FUCK OFF!

7. Shakira
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"My hips don't lie". No they don't. You''re a fat-arsed cunt.

8. Shakira
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

You probably have shit for brains and most definately have a voice that makes my cats hide under the sofa, but, my God woman, you are the stuff of dreams and have seen me through enough hand shandies