1. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
(Holy News / News)

RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

2. TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
(Holy News / News)

RUMER WILLIS LAUGHS OFF GAY RUMOURS

3. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
(Holy News / News)

MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT

4. GUY BITCHY
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA'S BROTHER CLAIMS GUY RITCHIE DISLIKES GAYS

5. I AM RIGID
(Holy News / News)

WILL SMITH WARNS HIS WIFE TO EXPECT LOTS OF SEX

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. FANTASTIC PHWOAR!
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA TALKS ABOUT SEX

8. HUGH PERVERT
(Holy News / News)

MILEY CYRUS OFFERED TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY AT 18

9. WIN NEW E4 SERIES THE INBETWEENERS ON DVD
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN FIVE DVDS OF THE FIRST SERIES OF 'THE INBETWEENERS' ON DVD

10. JOY GEORGE
(Holy News)

GEORGE CLOONEY CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF

11. YOU'RE ALRIGHT JACK
(Holy News / News)

JOHN BARROWMAN CALLS FOR STARS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

12. LOHAN ON A SEAFOOD DIET?
(Holy News / News)

MORE LINDSAY LOHAN LESBIAN RUMOURS SURFACE

13. THE LADY IN BLACK
(Holy News / News)

CHRIS DE BURGH TO PLAY CONCERT IN IRAN

14. HE BANGS
(Holy News / News)

RICKY MARTIN OUTED BY SKIN CARE SPECIALIST

15. TRAVOLTA OUT, AND A TROUT
(Holy News / News)

JOHN TRAVOLTA AND JODIE FOSTER IN GENDER MIX-UP

16. Quote of the gay: Angelina Jolie
(Holy News / News)

Angelina Jolie give up ladies for Brad Pitt

17. Cruise Drums it into Beckham
(Holy News / News)

Tom Cruise to give David Beckham media training

18. Big Fat Liar
(Holy News / News)

Beth Ditto hasn't been asked to design a clothing range

19. Ill-Informed 'Gossip'
(Holy News / News)

Gossip singer Beth Ditto lashes out at Angelina Jolie

20. Rump Fiction
(Holy News / News)

'Scientology is tolerant towards gays' screams John Travolta

21. Gay For Pay
(Holy News / News)

R'n'B Singer Ne-Yo likes to keep the gay rumours flying

22. She's The One (For Now)
(Holy News / News)

Robbie Williams is in a long-term relationship

23. Vin Van Man (Slight Return)
(Holy News / News)

Vin Diesel's extra security get to know their new charge better than they would have liked

24. SHE'S NOT BITTER
(Holy News / News)

Jodie slams Chantelle

25. SHE'S NOT BITTER
(Holy News / News)

Jodie Marsh is fuming about not being the biggest Essex bimbo on the block

26. Wank Mag Spouts Wank
(Holy News / News)

Pretentious piece from penthouse magazine

27. Let's All Sharevari!
(Holy News / News)

Let's All Sharevari!

28. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(Holy News / News)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

29. Brian Paddick
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...s that he was a fantastic copper, but everyone hated him because he was gay. Brian, nobody cared about your sexuality. We hated you because you were a humourless cunt....

30. God
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Hypocrite. Hates homosexuality yet loves all men.