1. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

2. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

3. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

4. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

5. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

6. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

7. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

12. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

13. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. NEWSMOUND
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16. WHAT KABOLLOCKS
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IT'S MADGE'S 50TH BIRTHDAY, BUT SHE RECKONS SHE'S 36

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
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RUMER WILLIS LAUGHS OFF GAY RUMOURS

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. NEWSMOUND
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21. DIDDY: I AM KING OF SEX!
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P DIDDY SAYS HE WOULD WIN THE OLYMPICS OF SEX

22. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

23. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

24. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. NEWSMOUND
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27. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

28. DOLLY'S DAGGERS
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DOLLY PARTON MAKES BRITNEY AND LINDSAY JOKE

29. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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GILLIAN ANDERSON BLAMES BATMAN FOR X-FILES' POOR PERFORMANCE

30. JOLIE POOR SHOW
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JON VOIGHT EXPRESSES SURPRISE OVER ANGELINA'S 'MUMSY' LIFE