1. ED WOOD WOOD WOOD
(Holy News / News)

SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO TAKE ON CHALLENGING NEW ROLE

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. PASS THE BUCK
(Holy News / News)

IDIOT BLAMES SATC FOR MAKING HER LOSE HER VIRGINITY

4. SELF LOVE AND THE CITY
(Holy News / News)

SEX AND THE CITY SEX TOY RELEASED

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL PICTURE
(Holy News / News)

Passers-by show their fleshy appreciation for toffy actor Hugh Grant

8. Man on SATC advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Wipes the floor with Bridget Jones". Grow yourself a set of balls.

9. SATC movie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Get some HRT and FOAD.