1. WEST IS BEST
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN LOVES FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST

2. Day 72: 10th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Carole wants the boys to herself

3. Driving Tests
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cunting shit things, the chance of you passing depends on how sadistic God is feeling. Today, my third cunting test, everything went right apart from when I was parked up, waiting to move off, and th

4. Foxes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...en fucked off. To be honest, I wouldnt mind if it ate the fucking thing, but playing mind games with it... sadistic rabies carrying cunt....

5. Listerine makers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... a sensation that feels like your swilling your mouth with salt, aftershave, and paint stripper all in one. Sadistic gum melting cunts....

6. Soaps at Christmas
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

They are more like an sadistic episode of Benny Hill. Half the cast getting wiped out from a UFO crash landing isn't an unlikely scenario at this time of year.

7. The Will to Live
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

What kind of sadistic instinct cunt is this? Please, no more...