1. EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
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MILEY CYRUS HAS WRITTEN HER FIRST MEMOIR. AGE 15. CHRIST.

2. SLIPPERY IN DEBT
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BON JOVI SUED FOR 400 BILLION DOLLARS. YES, 400 BILLION DOLLARS

3. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

4. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

5. NEWSMOUND
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7. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

8. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

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10. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

11. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

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13. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

14. DULL AND DULLER
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GUY RITCHIE QUIT DRUGS BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM DULL

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16. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

17. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

18. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

19. TOM CRUISE LIKES ALL MY SONS
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TOM CRUISE SEES WIFE'S THEATRE DEBUT, BUT STAYS IN HOTEL

20. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

21. OUR EYES!!!!!!!
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CHEEKY GIRLS POSE FOR 'HOLIDAY SNAPS'

22. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

23. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

26. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

27. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

28. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

29. SHLOCKNROLLA
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GUY RITCHIE'S ROCKNROLLA PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

30. NEWSMOUND
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