1. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

2. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

3. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

4. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

5. TOP GOVERN
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VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

8. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

9. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

12. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

13. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

14. IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS!
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Scotty from Star Trek's ashes are destroyed - by a spaceship

15. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON CLASS
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KATIE PRICE REFUSED ENTRY AT THE CARTIER POLO MATCH

18. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
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FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

19. MILLER'S MERKIN
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SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

20. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE?
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DENISE RICHARDS TRIES TO STOP CHARLIE SHEEN SEEING HIS CHILDREN

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. RICHARDS THE TURD
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DENISE RICHARDS RESUMES WAR WITH CHARLIE SHEEN

23. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

24. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. WHY WOOD YOU?
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RONNIE WOOD AGREES TO PLAY ON NEW STARSAILOR ALBUM

27. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

28. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

29. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE BOWLING GREEN
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ALEX TURNER TO WORK WITH TONY CHRISTIE

30. NEWSMOUND
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