1. THE MASTURBATION OLYMPICS
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GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY TALKS RELIGION AND THE OLYMPICS

2. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

3. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

4. GRAVEYARD SHAFT
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ISAAC HAYES DIES AGED 65

5. XENU NEED HANDS
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KATIE HOLMES HAS ODD-COLOURED HANDS

6. SWING DEPENDENCE DAY
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WILL SMITH IS HAPPY TO HAVE AN OPEN MARRIAGE

7. XENU-PHOBIA
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OPENING OF WILL SMITH'S NEW FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED

8. WORLD WIDE WEIRDO
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TOM CRUISE LAUNCHES HIS OWN WEBSITE

9. CRUISE THAT GIRL?
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MADONNA THINKS TOM CRUISE IS A 'GOOD PERSON'

10. BIGHE FOLLOWING
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SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE

11. NOT RIP-2
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ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

12. RAIDERS OF THE LOST CAUSE
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TOM CRUISE'S LATEST FILM IS RIDICULED BY CRITICS

13. HOLMES ALONE
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KATIE HOLMES FINDING LIFE WITH TOM CRUISE IS DIFFICULT

14. LIE BACK AND THINK OF XENU
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NO IVF TREATMENT FOR KATIE HOLMES SAYS TOM CRUISE

15. COCK TALE
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KATIE HOLMES 'AUDITIONED' FOR CRUISE 'ROLE', SAYS EX-SCIENTOLOGIST

16. JEDI CHURCH
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CHARLOTTE CHURCH FUNDS STAR WARS CHURCH

17. DOUGH-A-BUNGER!
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'BART SIMPSON' GIVES $10M TO SCIENTOLOGY

18. WAR OF THE WORDS
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TOM CRUISE VIDEO WAS GOOD FOR SCIENTOLOGY, SAY CHURCH LEADERS

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. TOM VS SIGMUND
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TOM CRUISE RANTS ON VIDEO AGAINST PSYCHIATRY

22. HE AIN'T XENU, HE'S MY PARTNER
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'LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE' SAYS HIS MOVIE PARTNER

23. I AM BELL-END
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WILL SMITH GIVES OUT SCIENTOLOGY GIFTS TO FILM CREW

24. NUT'S DAUGHTER TO PLAY 'KNUT'?
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SURI CRUISE TIPPED FOR VOICEOVER ROLE

25. GOD'S WILL
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WILL SMITH IS NOT CONVINCED BY ORGANISED RELIGION

26. CRUISE, BECKHAM
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DAVID BECKHAM DENIES THAT TOM CRUISE ATTEMPTS CONVERSION

27. SEIN-TOLOGY
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JERRY SEINFELD THANKS SCIENTOLOGY FOR HELPING HIS CAREER

28. 'THIS IS GERMANY CRAWLING'
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GERMAN OFFICIAL APOLOGISES TO TOM CRUISE

29. TWELVE DISCIPLES, ONE MONKEY
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BRAD PITT MUSES ON THE EXISTENCE OF GOD

30. OLSEN, CAN YOU PREACH?
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MARY-KATE OLSEN SPREADS THE WORD OF GOD