1. SLIPPERY IN DEBT
(Holy News / News)

BON JOVI SUED FOR 400 BILLION DOLLARS. YES, 400 BILLION DOLLARS

2. WHAT DOES JOHNNY BORRELL LOOK LIKE?
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY BORRELL LOOKS STUPID AT FESTIVAL

3. THUNDERPANTS
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN COMFORTED BY RUPERT GRINT

4. BORRELL ISSUES
(Holy News / News)

HARRY POTTER STAR SPOTTED WITH RAZORLIGHT MAN

5. BORRELL NOT SOMEWHERE ELSE
(Holy News / News)

RAZORLIGHT DENY SPLIT RUMOURS

6. DEAR HOLY MOLY
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY GETS LOVE LETTER FROM MINOR CELEBRITY'S BROTHER

7. PLASTIC BORRELL
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY BORRELL DOLL TO BE LAUNCHED IN US

8. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM GREEN BANANAS?
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY BORRELL'S UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND

9. Johnny's Rotten
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borrell's stink kept Kirsten Up All Night

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. HAPPY FRIDAY!
(Holy News / News)

Rumours that Kirsten Dunst has been dumped by Johnny Borrell. Hooray

12. The Crappy, Crappy Sound of Radio One
(Holy News / News)

Full tracklisting for the 40 years of Radio One album revealed

13. Johnny Go Home
(Holy News / News)

Kirsten Dunst kicks Johnny Borrell to the curb

14. Roll Out The Borrell
(Holy News / News)

Holy Moly! Exclusive: Razorlight frontman overvalued by art tossers

15. Obligatory Live Earth Youtube Clip
(Holy News / News)

All the swearing from Live Earth, and the behind the scenes grumbles

16. Friend Of The Earth (because no one else likes him)
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borrell records charity single for Friends Of The Earth

17. BORRELL COMPETITION ENTRIES
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borrel Photoshop competition entries

18. BORRELL AND DUNST DRESSED AS IDIOTS
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borrell and Kirsten Dunst dressed like fools

19. Borrell's Bother With Birds
(Holy News / News)

Despite him being with Kirsten Dunst, Johnny Borrell's ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti says that the pai

20. Dunst and Busted
(Holy News / News)

Actress Kirsten Dunst admits she likes smoking marijuana, having recently told the world that she'd

21. Borrell And Dunst Do London
(Holy News / News)

Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell takes new love interest Kirsten Dunst on a London walkabout

22. Borrell And Dunst Do London
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borell & Kirstin Dunst in London

23. DUNST AND BORRELL TRY TO CHANGE LAWS OF NATURE
(Holy News / News)

What monsters would Dunst and Borrell produce if they had kids?

24. DUNST AND BORRELL TRY TO CHANGE LAWS OF NATURE
(Holy News / News)

what would the offspring of Johnny Borell & Kirsten Dunst look like?

25. BLOODY ELLE!
(Holy News / News)

Elle awards fashion disasters

26. BLOODY ELLE!
(Holy News / News)

BLOODY ELLE!

27. Edith Bowman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Next the awesome Oasis'.. 'That was the awesome Razorlight'.. 'after the news, the awesome Phats and Small'. Just fuck off.

28. Kasabian
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ore cunty are those cunts that get suckered in to such commercial, pretentious, shitty indie bands (see also 'Razorlight'). "Shoot the runner?" Better idea: Shoot this over-rated, over-hyped, under...

29. Polonium
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For not quite taking out Johnny Bollocks and the twats from Razorlight.

30. Q Magazine.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... piece of shit, Smash Hits replica for gormless skinhead vegan twats, who think that Kaiser Chiefs, Coldplay, Razorlight, and Amy Slimehouse are "cutting edge" artists. Hasn't been a real magazine si...