1. THE RAT IS BACK
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY RECONCILES WITH ADNAN AMID SEX TAPE RUMOURS

2. LINDSAY GOATHAND
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN TO MILK GOATS AFTER BEING ACCUSED OF THEFT?

3. RATWOMAN
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE ANNOYS PETA WITH RAT FOOT

4. Deal or No Deal contestants
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

When you have opted to Deal, the show is over. That's it. I don't give a rat's fuck what's in the remaining boxes, and neither should you. And stop your fucking sob stories: 'I've got AIDS'. 'My mum's

5. Tesco (again)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I read the other day that 1 in every £8 spent in this country is in Tescos, what the fuck is with you people, stop it! These greedy, thieving, rude, un-fresh, poor paying, understocked, over p

6. In London you are never more than three feet away ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

In London you are never more than three feet away from a rat's cunt.

7. In London you are never more than three cunts away...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

In London you are never more than three cunts away from a rat's feet