1. WIN RAMBO BOXSETS
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE RAMBO BOXSETS UP FOR GRAB

2. DANIELLE GETS THE WIND PUT UP HER
(Holy News / News)

DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

3. ROCKY VII, VIEWERS NIL
(Holy News / News)

SYLVESTER STALLONE TO CARRY ON ACTING

4. A LOAD OF OLD TATT
(Holy News / News)

WHO'S GOT THIS NEW TATTOO?

5. GROSS KEMP
(Holy News / News)

ROSS KEMP CAUGHT ON CAMERA TAKING A DUMP

6. BRONSON LITER
(Holy News / News)

SYLVESTER STALLONE MAY REMAKE DEATH WISH

7. 24 shades of shit at the Lohans
(Holy News / News)

Tony Almeida tells all about life with the Lohans

8. Garth Jennings
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Your going to have to do a whole lot better than 'Son of Rambow' before I can even come close to forgiving you for the audio visual carnage that was The Hitchhikers film. Being a poncy pop video direc

9. The Odeon Cinema
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For; * Making the ridiculous decision not to show Rambo, so girlfriends everywhere are getting it in the ear from their fellas who have been waiting months to see it. * Charging £3.50 for a stale e

10. Vanity Lair 'Contestants'
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

.../50. Now I reckon they're about 80/20" "I don't know what to do about it. I think I should just do what Rambo would do. I don't what that is though" P.S. Responders- yes I was watching it, I just wa...

11. SON OF RAMBOW
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...biographical story about a couple of kids in the Eighties remaking Sylvester Stalone's 1982 blockbuster 'Rambo: First Blood' with limited equipment, resources and know-how (what they now call 'sweding...