1. COLEMAN'S FLUSTERED
(Holy News / News)

GARY COLEMAN GOT MARRIED

2. PRIVATE BOUNCER
(Holy News / News)

IKE TURNER'S WIDOW REVEALS HE HELPED TINA

3. WATCH THE FUR FLY
(Holy News / News)

CINDY CRAWFORD WEARS FUR AND ENRAGES PETA

4. ROMPER STOMPER WHIMPER
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL CROWE HAS A BAD TEMPER BECAUSE OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM

5. Blair
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...tians, ok? But I believe there are some genuine fucking decent honest people among them. But Blair? Encourages corporate greed to the point where the rich/poor divide has never been so gaping. Jogs in...

6. Catherine Tate
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...inks she's enough of a BBC big wig to get away with it. Kind of person who's mere name being mentioned enrages me. even the dim witted folk who so loved her shitty catchphrase comedy have seen through...

7. Mothers on school run
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...o throw the kids into and demanding right of way. Vile cunts who jump out of car and fly into hysterical rages when you don't give way and running everything over in sight. Get a life you silly cows....

8. The Good Old Days
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...just because they had a bit of slap and tickle out of wed lock...wake up and smell the wide range of beverages we now have on offer you old cunts...

9. West End Buggy Drivers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Those pikies in those cycle carrages (whatever they are called) dinging their frickin' bell as you walk past as if you want to go in their death carriages. As annoying as chuggers. Go have a wash and

10. Whenever you come up with comedy gold, you will wr...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...hile you will wonder whether they purposely posted an unfunny rule instead, just to piss you. And that enrages you....