1. LEATHERHEAD
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF BEEF

2. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES

3. IT MUST BE LOVE
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LINDSAY ADMITS TO RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM RONSON (SORT OF)

4. BITCHWATCH
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PAMELA ANDERSON CALLS JESSICA SIMPSON A 'BITCH' AND A 'WHORE'

5. MITCH OF THE DAY
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

6. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

7. BEFORE...
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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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POLITICAL SPEECH INTERRUPTED BY FLYING PENIS

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

11. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
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JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

12. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

13. CAREY ON WHINING
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MARIAH CAREY GIVES HER OPINION ON LEONA LEWIS

14. INDIA STRAITS
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LINDSAY LOHAN FALLS OUT WITH HER FATHER AGAIN

15. COTTAGE PLEAS
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PARIS HILTON IS NASTY TO HER FORMER BEST FRIEND

16. LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

17. UP THE SECURITY
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PETE DOHERTY GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT IN JAIL

18. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

19. (OLD) MATERIAL GIRL
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MADONNA WON'T SING THE OLD SONGS UNLESS THE PRICE IS RIGHT

20. AND FINALLY... LAUGHTER
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RADIO 4 NEWSREADER GETS FITS OF GIGGLES DURING AN OBITUARY

21. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

22. IS THERE AN AL KOHOLIC HERE?
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Sara Cox has a baby boy and gives it a ridiculous name

23. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS WANTS TO BECOME AN ALIEN INVESTIGATOR

24. THE SIMPSON STRIFE
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ASHLEE SIMPSON BLAMES SLURRING ON 'BAD VIBES'

25. OUTTA MY HEAD
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ASHLEE SIMPSON DENIES SHE WAS DRUNK DURING INTERVIEW

26. UNDER COVER OF THE BOAT
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RADIO DOCUMENTARY CLAIMS HELL'S ANGELS TRIED TO KILL JAGGER

27. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

28. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

29. RADIO 1: PONGWAVE
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RADIO 1 OFFICIALLY STINKS

30. SMIRK AT THE MOON
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MCCARTNEY WILL NOT DUET WITH OZZY OSBOURNE AT THE BRITS