1. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

2. GOODY GRIEF
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JADE GOODY HAS 50k WORTH OF JEWELLERY STOLEN

3. NOT A GOODY SMELL
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JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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ALBI THE RACIST DRAGON OFF FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. FOR PETE'S SAKE
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BB7 WINNER CALLS BB BORING

8. HIJACK ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED

9. STUCK IN A MOMENT
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JADE GOODY DOESN'T RECOGNISE BONO

10. DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
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Liam Gallagher launches into rant about Peter Andre

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. NEWSMOUND
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13. NAD TILL YOU'RE OLDER
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BILLY BOB THRONTON DOESN'T WANT HIS KIDS TO WATCH 'MONSTER'S BALL'

14. KARMA COMEDY
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JADE GOODY GETS BURGLED

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16. Newsmound
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17. Prick Learns To Prick
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Jade Goody is training to be a tattoo artist

18. Big Brother 8 – In A Nutshell
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Highlights of Big Brother 8

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20. Cooking Hell!
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Wife-beating drunk Jim Davidson is to appear on Hell's Kitchen

21. The Goody, The Bad and the plain ugly
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Jade Goody and pals spotted on holiday in Spain

22. HOORAH!
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Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

23. THE GOOD THE BAD THE V. UGLY
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Backstage stuff from the V Festival

24. Is You Chattin' At Me?
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Smash your TV, Jade Goody returns

25. My Eyes! My Eyes!
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Jade 'n' Jack do Posh 'n' Becks

26. California Uber Alles
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Jennifer Ellison plans time in LA to get over her violent ex-boyfriend

27. Simply Red
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Jordan's baby is ginger

28. Fiddy Really Going Out With Her?
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Fifty Cent and Danielle Lloyd may be an item

29. Pot Calls Kettle Black
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Danielle Lloyd is even less self-aware that Jodie Marsh

30. NEWSMOUND
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