1. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. THE GLASS IS HALF FULL (WITH AN IDIOT)
(Holy News / News)

YOUTUBE OF PARIS HILTON STRIPPING AT HER BIRTHDAY

4. RACCOON WHISPERER
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON BLESSED WITH RACCOON EXPERTISE

5. Blues Boss Has No Doggy Style
(Holy News / News)

Jose Mourinho continues to play silly buggers with his dog

6. Foxes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ff. To be honest, I wouldnt mind if it ate the fucking thing, but playing mind games with it... sadistic rabies carrying cunt....

7. Hagrid
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...KING" when he was politely asked for his autograph! My mate was a real fan! Now he wishes you would catch rabies of the face! You're not so big in real life you fat Cunt!...