1. PUSSYCAT LOL
(Holy News / News)

PUSSYCAT DOLLS SAY THEY WANT TO SEX UP AMY WINEHOUSE

2. ALBA'S PUSSY GALORE
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA REVEALS THE NAME OF HER UNBORN CHILD

3. PARTRIDGE TO JOIN PUSSYCAT DOLLS!
(Holy News / News)

STEVE COOGAN TO HOOK UP WITH PUSSYCAT DOLLS?

4. SNOOP IN THE DOGG HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

OPRAH WINFREY CALLS SNOOP DOGG A MISOGYNIST

5. THE GLASS IS HALF FULL (WITH AN IDIOT)
(Holy News / News)

YOUTUBE OF PARIS HILTON STRIPPING AT HER BIRTHDAY

6. PARIS HILTON BIRTHDAY PHOTO GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY

7. THE FOUL AND THE PUSSYCAT
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON ABANDONS HER CAT AT THE VET

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN!
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears goes knickerless and shows the world once again

11. WHICH BAND IS POSH JOINING?
(Holy News / News)

Posh asked to sing with Pussycat Dolls

12. GUFFAW YOUR EYES ONLY
(Holy News / News)

DANIEL CRAIG WILL MAKE BOND MORE COMICAL

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. WTF? DO THEY NOT SELL KNICKERS IN LAS VEGAS?!
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears exposes her naughty bits getting out of a car YET AGAIN

15. You’'re Pitiful
(Holy News / News)

James Blunt has a nightclub built in his house

16. The Name's Winehouse, Amy Winehouse
(Holy News / News)

Amy Winehouse is being courted by producer Barbara Broccoli to appear in the next instalment of Jame

17. Ally McCoist
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...he only person wetting their pants at his jokes is himself. Blatantly wants to fuck Sue Barker's wrinkly pussy. Scottish, shit footballer, unfunny cunt....

18. Blue Peter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Fucking cheating cunts....oh the fun we could have had with Konnie Huq shouting 'where's pussy' around the studio when the cat had gone missing!

19. David Walliams
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...in to a child not getting a lolly. I've been meaning to put you on here for ages you whinging one trick pussy....

20. Dawn Porter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...an hour of programming, be on the end of your sofa as she flirts with lesbianism without actually eating pussy. Be ever so slightly shocked as she looks at a shemales genitals and feel swept up in th...

21. Holy Moly
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For thinking Jessica Alba spelt the first name of her child wrong. If it was good enough for Honor "Pussy Galore, Mrs. Gale" Blackman then it's good enough for the Alba. Tiresome pedantic cunt.

22. Me
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...: Here you go. .... Anybody else would have torn that rude bitch a new arsehole. But I am such a fucking pussy that, not only am I happy to be spoken to like a cunt, but I also pay £1.90 for a bag of...

23. Michael Portillo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Big lipped bouffant haired hypocrite who firstly loved to chug cock and now can't get enough pussy. Ex Thatcherite who is now to the left of Karl Marx. What a cunt. Fucking daft short legs and a massi

24. Pussycat Dolls
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Because its hard to hate a group so much but still want to bang the granny out of all of them. Grudge fucking at its best!

25. Pussycat Dolls Live on MTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"We're live in London, England" Yes dear, we know. We're English and we have a little bit of knowledge of the world so we know it's London in England and hey, guess what? If you just say "Paris", we'l

26. PussyCuntDolls aka PCD
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Bunch o Cunts

27. Socks the cat
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Socks still sounds like sex when said quickly. But Pussy would have been better and funnier.

28. Winston Churchill posters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ick-ass firm but fair John Buchanesque colony administering demi-gods we were into a simpering shower of pussy-whipped premature ejaculators in less than 50 years....

29. You....or is it just me?
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... indeed a cunt of the highest order. Oh, and by the way, who gives a fuck what Biddy Baxter calls her pussy?.......

30. 2 Live Crew
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... So Horny. "I wont tell your mama if you don't tell your dad/ I know hell be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted". Good Jesus....