1. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

2. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

3. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

4. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

5. GHOULS ALOUD
(Holy News / News)

NICOLA ROBERTS CONSULTS PSYCHIC BEFORE DUMPING BOYFRIEND

6. YOU ARE FEELING DOPEY
(Holy News / News)

NATALIE PORTMAN LEFT UNEASY AFTER A VISIT TO A PSYCHIC

7. GIVING ALBA THE WILLIES
(Holy News / News)

TEENAGE JESSICA ALBA WAS ATTACKED BY A GHOST IN BED

8. YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, I'M ALREADY 'TORN'
(Holy News / News)

NATALIE IMBRUGLIA CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY

9. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

10. MILLER'S MARITIME DISASTER
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER HAD PSYCHIC POWERS

11. Day 42: July 12th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Nicky and Charley are still awful

12. AMBULANCE CHASING WANKER
(Holy News / News)

Psychic detectives jump on the PR bandwagon in the search for missing toddler Madeleine McCann

13. Smith On Holmes
(Holy News / News)

Wife of Will Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith, has defended the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at

14. Psychics on Deal or No Deal.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Noel, I'm pretty sure that Tracey at box 14 has a low number. I'm definitely feeling positivity from her box'. £250,000 ha! cunt!

15. Uri Geller
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Now all his "psychic abilities" have been revealed on Youtube as mediocre magician's tricks maybe he'll now admit that he's been lying to everyone for the last 30 years.