1. RUNT FICTION
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UMA THURMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS AN UGLY CHILD

2. WANTED DUI
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RICHIE SAMBORA ACCUSED OF DRINK DRIVING WITH DAUGHTER IN CAR

3. HEATHER SO WELL
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS FEELING FINE AFTER PARAMEDIC VISIT

4. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AT HOME...
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LA POLICE CHIEF HAS LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR BRITNEY

5. CRUZ CONTROLS THE DANCEFLOOR
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CRUZ BECKHAM BREAKDANCES AT SPICE GIRLS CONCERT

6. DAILY BRITNEY
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BRITNEY IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND UP TO HER OLD TRICKS

7. PAPARAZZI 1 BRITNEY 0
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Britney forced into hospital for mental illness by mother

8. THE MISSING SHRINK
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS FINALLY RECEIVING PROFESSIONAL HELP

9. LIKE A VIRGIN
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CHANTELLE FEELS LIKE A VIRGIN AFTER BOOB JOB

10. TOM VS SIGMUND
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TOM CRUISE RANTS ON VIDEO AGAINST PSYCHIATRY

11. WORKING CLASS HAIRDO
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YOUR CHANCE TO BUY SOME OF JOHN LENNON’S HAIR

12. Houston, I Have A Problem
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Bobby Brown - Still scared of Osama Bin Laden

13. Scientologists
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OK, so they might believe that the evil alien Xenu was locked in a volcano millions of years ago and uses psychiatrists and Harold Wilson to do his evil bidding, but is it any more mental than believi