1. RONALDO'S 'STAIN'
(Holy News / News)

THE RONALDO THREE TRANSVESTITES STORY THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

2. GOLDEN BALLS
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RONALDO GETS INTO FIGHT WITH THREE TRANSVESTITES

3. AND THE BRAND PLAYED ON
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RUSSELL BRAND REVEALS HOW HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY

4. BIG WRONG, ATKINSON
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GEMMA ATKINSON DROPS CRISTIANO RONALDO

5. LOW SHOTS, PART TROIS
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS' CUSTODY BATTLE CONTINUES

6. STING VISITS BROTHEL?
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POLICE SINGER STING PHOTOGRAPHED LEAVING A MASSAGE PARLOUR

7. boring boring boring
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how modern day celebrities ar rubbish

8. Max Mosley
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

His wife of 48 years didn't know that he was having prison themed orgies with multiple prostitutes... Makes me wonder what my old man gets up to.

9. Michael Vick
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... world in a private plane, drinking bottles of 1990 Chateau Yquem and getting sucked off by the most beautiful prostitutes that money can buy. But instead you set up a dog fighting ring. And t...

10. Sex Lines
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...redit card details, where in fact, you'll be answered by Aggie, one of our specially trained drug inecting old prostitutes with saggy tits, false teeth and a trillion wrinkles will take your credit ca...

11. Travelling
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... getting fingered by Australian bricklayers at closing time. Translation 2: Daddy paid for me to fuck Thai prostitutes. Guffaw! Travellers are cunts. ...

12. We are all prostitutes...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

We are all prostitutes

13. You don`t pay prostitutes for the sex, you pay the...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

You don`t pay prostitutes for the sex, you pay them to go away afterwards.