1. NEWSMOUND
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2. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

3. NEWSMOUND
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4. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

5. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

6. SOCKS AND BECKS
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POSH ADMITS TO WEARING LOTION FILLED SOCKS AND GLOVES IN BED

7. BECKHAM SCENT OFF AGAIN
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BECKHAMS TO PROMOTE THEIR FRAGRANCES IN NEW YORK

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

10. CHAMPAGNE SUPERJOKER
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NOEL GALLAGHER THREATENS TO TEAM UP WITH RUSSELL BRAND TO MAKE TV COMEDY

11. SAY YOU'LL BE HAIR
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POSH SPICE STEALS CHERYL COLE'S MUM'S HAIRSTYLE

12. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. NEWSMOUND
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15. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

16. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

17. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

18. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. SAY YOU'LL BE HERR
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POSH SPICE RELATED TO GERMAN REVOLUTIONARY AND FRIEND OF KARL MARX

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 41

25. GUY BITCHY
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MADONNA'S BROTHER CLAIMS GUY RITCHIE DISLIKES GAYS

26. SHAKES ON A PLANE
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POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

27. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

28. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

29. I WANT IT TO NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
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CHANELLE 'MAY BE OVER'

30. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT