1. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

2. LILY'S BOOB BOOB
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LILY ALLEN DENIES PUBLICITY SEEKING WHEN SHE GOT HER NIPPLES OUT

3. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

4. THERON GUY FOR HER
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CHARLIZE THERON'S BOYFRIEND PLAYS IT COOL IN RELATIONSHIP

5. ROCK OF WAGES
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KID ROCK URGES FANS TO STEAL HIS MUSIC AND OTHER THINGS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. MOANIE ANTOINETTE
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KIRSTEN DUNST HAS BEEN DEPRESSED

8. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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THE TRIAL OF UMA THURMAN'S STALKER BEGINS IN USA

9. NULL POINTS
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PAMELA ANDERSON UNCLEAR ABOUT MEANING OF 'ANNULMENT'

10. BRITISH LESION
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DERMATOLOGISTS MULL OVER AMY WINEHOUSE'S SKIN CONDITION

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JACK NICHOLSON CAMPAIGNS FOR HILLARY CLINTON

13. DUDE, WHERE'S THAT BAR?
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ASHTON KUTCHER'S PARTY MAY HAVE INFECTED THE 'A' LIST

14. IN THE NAME OF LUVVY
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U2 AND THEIR PRODUCERS ARE BACK IN THE RECORDING STUDIO

15. GIRLS A-LEWD
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ASHLEY COLE ALLEGEDLY OFFERED WOMAN AN ABORTION

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HUM 'EM
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MC HAMMER TO START HIS OWN DANCE WEBSITE

18. SMURFING USA
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MAN TURNS BLUE FROM CHEMICAL SIDE-EFFECTS

19. BACK TO BLACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE PSYCHOANALYSED BY US WRITER

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. LITERALLY BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
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LILY ALLEN HAD A CRUSH ON STEPHEN GATELY

22. CAN'T STAND HEARING YOU
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STING MAY RECORD NEW ALBUM WITH THE POLICE

23. YOUDUNNIT!
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S FATHER POINTS THE FINGER OF BLAME

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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TERRY WOGAN'S TIGHT-TROUSER MOMENT FROM POINTS OF VIEW

26. PANTS OF PHEW!
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WOGAN UNAPOLOGETIC FOR TROUSER BULGE

27. LOW SHOTS, PART TROIS
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS' CUSTODY BATTLE CONTINUES

28. INDIANA JONES AND THE LOOSE-LIPPED EXTRA OF BLAB
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INDIANA JONES IV PLOT POINTS REVEALED

29. NEWSMOUND
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