1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. DIDDY WANTS LEONA
(Holy News / News)

LEONA LEWIS TO APPEAR ON NEXT P DIDDY ALBUM

3. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
(Holy News / News)

PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

4. WHAT A SHOWER!
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS A BABY SHOWER AND INVITES THE FAMILY

5. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

6. TAKEN FOR A RIDE
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN CONNED BY STRIPPER

7. LINDSAY LOHAN
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN POSES NAKED FOR NEW YORK MAGAZINE

8. GOING UP IN ALBION
(Holy News / News)

DOHERTY EARNS 15,000 POUNDS FOR PRIVATE GIG

9. VIVA FOREVER?
(Holy News / News)

As long as 'forever' doesn't include any commitments in China, South Africa, Australia or Argentina

10. NHS ARE TROUT OF POCKET
(Holy News / News)

LESLIE ASH AWARDED £5M IN COMPENSATION PAYOUT

11. CAT ON HEAT
(Holy News / News)

CAT DEELEY IS DESPERATE FOR A MAN

12. WHAT YOU BIDDIN FOR WILLIS?
(Holy News / News)

GARY COLEMAN SELLS HIS TROUSERS ON EBAY

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. HATCHER THE PAY
(Holy News)

TERI HATCHER BEING SUED BY A SKINCARE COMPANY

15. ABC? IOU!
(Holy News / News)

JERMAINE JACKSON'S MOVES BACK TO MUM'S HOUSE

16. LET'S ALL HAVE A FRITTATA PARTY
(Holy News / News)

IS NIGELLA LAWSON'S NEW SHOW THE WORST COOKERY SHOW EVER?

17. HERMIONE? HER MINTED
(Holy News / News)

EMMA WATSON STILL GETS POCKET MONEY FROM HER DAD

18. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

19. Missionary Position
(Holy News / News)

Jessica Simpson wanted a baby for her 16th birthday

20. The Selfish Jeans
(Holy News / News)

Victoria Beckham's former fashion partners, Rock and Republic, stick the boot in

21. No Anoymous Alcoholics at Lohan's Bash
(Holy News / News)

Lindsay Lohan's 21st Birthday Party is to be sponsored by Svenska Vodka

22. Tom Sizemore-More-More
(Holy News / News)

Tom Sizemore-More-MoreActor Tom Sizemore has once again been arrested for possession of narcotics

23. R. Kelly: A Shameless Twat
(Holy News / News)

R. Kelly writes a charity single for all thsoe who died in the Virginia Tech massacre

24. WARNING: OVER INDULGENT DRUGGY BOLLOCKS IS BEING SPOKEN
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss split up after he leaks a video to the press

25. McFadden vs Katona!
(Holy News / News)

Singer Brian Mcfadden dishes the dirt on his sham marriage to Kerry Katona

26. McFadden vs Katona!
(Holy News / News)

Brian Brian McFadden reveals marriage to Kerry Katona was a sham

27. Valley Of the doll
(Holy News / News)

Ray Quin shoots his new video in Vegas

28. VAlley Of the doll
(Holy News / News)

Ray Quinn films video for debut

29. Lord Have Mersey
(Holy News / News)

Lord Have Mersey

30. American Bodyguards
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...I was 10, I was at an event where I saw Telly Savalas. I asked for his autograph, produced a biro from my pocket and his bodyguard pulled a gun on me. Savalas slapped him. ...